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From viral meme to one of the year’s most exciting new YouTube series, Idiot Sandwich is the ultimate cookbook dedicated to that special heaven served up between two slices of bread. When the world’s biggest chef, Gordon Ramsay, places two pieces of bread around your face and asks, “What are you?” there’s really only one response: “An idiot sandwich!” When the whole world watches that exchange, it inspires a viral meme, then the internet’s favorite culinary competition show, and now—finally—this cookbook. Join Gordon and some of the most exciting FoodTok chefs and YouTube stars on our trial-and-error journey to delicious, creative, and completely unique sandwiches. Inside, find more than 100 showstopping recipes that blend innovative and international flavors, including: Zach King’s Steak Banh Mi Susi Vidal’s Spicy Chicken Parm Matt Stonie’s Mississippi Shrimp Slugburger H Woo’s Thai Fried Chicken Albert Niazhvinski’s Wellington Sando Emmanuel Duverneau’s Caprese Chicken Josh Scherer’s Carne Asada Cheesesteak What’s more, Idiot Sandwich goes back to basics (obviously, for all of us idiots), outlining pantry essentials, equipment (mandolins, meat mallets, and mixers, oh my!), breads, and everything else you need to get prepped. Divided into simple, idiot-proof sections, this cookbook will teach you how to make the best sandwiches for morning, noon, and night—and hey, you can even reward yourself with one of our sweet treats, after. Developed and curated by Gordon Ramsay himself, and written with Courtney McBroom (co-author of Momofuku Milk Bar, Milk Bar Life and All About Cake), Idiot Sandwich an outrageously fun guide to achieving that perfect, mouthwatering combination of saucy, crunchy, savory deliciousness that only a sandwich can deliver. If you take nothing else from this book, know that anything can be a sandwich, and any idiot can make one. Yes, that means you!

Dice que no eran manzanas, sino castañas she says they weren't apples, but instead that they were chestnuts Le dije que era inocente porque no había comido castañas I said I was innocent since I had not eaten any chestnuts pero la Serpiente le informó que "castaño" también podía tener un significado figurado but the Serpent informed her that "chestnut" could also have a figurative meaning Dice que una castaña puede ser una broma envejecida y mohosa she says a chestnut can be an aged and mouldy joke Me puse pálido ante esta definición I turned pale at this definition porque he hecho muchos chistes para pasar el tiempo cansado because I have made many jokes to pass the weary time y algunos de ellos mis chistes podrían haber sido de la variedad castaña and some of them my jokes could have been of the chestnut variety pero honestamente había supuesto que eran chistes nuevos cuando los hice but I had honestly supposed that they were new jokes when I made them Me preguntó si había hecho alguna broma justo en el momento de la catástrofe She asked me if I had made any jokes just at the time of the catastrophe Me vi obligado a admitir que me había hecho una broma a mí mismo I was obliged to admit that I had made a joke to myself aunque no hice la broma en voz alta although I did not make the joke aloud este era el chiste que estaba pensando para mí mismo: this was the joke I was thinking to myself: Estaba pensando en las cascadas I was thinking about the waterfalls "¡Qué maravilloso es ver caer esa vasta masa de agua allí abajo!" "How wonderful it is to see that vast body of water tumble down there!" Entonces, en un instante, un pensamiento brillante brilló en mi cabeza Then in an instant a bright thought flashed into my head "¡Sería mucho más maravilloso ver el agua caer por la cascada!" "It would be a great deal more wonderful to see the water tumble up the waterfall!" Estaba a punto de morir de la risa cuando toda la naturaleza se desató I was just about to die from laughing when all nature broke loose